NOW I'M TALKING

Greetings to all my Kakis from around the world!
Let's see..Betty, Samm, Jada, Jade and Ray,
Not forgetting Miao-Miao, all of whom are in the US of A,
Christine, in Brighton, UK,
Aaron, boarding in Sweden [returning soon for a short holiday],
To his grandparents, Lissie and Ragnar, in Gavle,
The Heinz family in Germany [but] currently on a short stint in PJ,
A lost and found buddy, Rachael, residing in Hong Kong near Causeway Bay,
Also to the Kuchingites, Melissa, Christopher, Thomas and Siew Mei,
To the Jurong-Gang-of-11 just across the causeway,
Namely, Pheck Woon, Benjamin, Nicholas, Cameron and CK,
Macey and Mike, Katherine and Eugene make up the Gang: 'don't play-play'
And staying somewhere near the Gang: Elissa, Louisa, Hwee Tin and Fot Chyi,
Cheras Taiko:KS and his brood:Edwin, Esther, Kevin, Denise, Brian and Evie,
Taiko's missus, Tar-Sao-Lily, who had just turned ***ty,
From Down Under, my half brother, Arthur, and his wife, Candy,
Their kids, Eric, Julian and Anthony,
My half sister, Joanne and Pete, her hubby,
Their brood, Ben, Sammie-Jo, Melanie and Natalie,
Also to Renee, cousin Helen and Rory,
And my God-sister, Doreen, kids: Gladys and Gary.
Evidently I have left out so many,
For I've run out of names that rhy-me!
All the sa-me,
Greetings from Elai-ne!
What a way-eee
To try do poetry!