NOW I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I FORGOT!

CHINESE NEW YEAR 2011

2011-02-01T03:43:00.002+08:00

HAIKU

eyes widely open
kid's and friends' random actions
Jonker Street at three

unable to sleep
loud snoring and grunting sounds
the husband is fat

awake and hungry
scourging fridge and larder
goodnight and sweet dreams

THE SPECIAL CHILD

2010-12-28T05:15:00.001+08:00

The Child, yet unborn, spoke with the Father,
"Lord, how will I survive in the world?
I will not be like other children,
My walk may be slower,
My speech hard to understand,
I may look different.
What is to become of me?"

The Lord replied to the child,
"My precious one, have no fear,
I will give you exceptional parents,
They will love you because you are special,
not in spite of it.
Though your path through life will be difficult,
your reward will be greater,
You have been
blessed with a special ability to love,
and those whose lives you touch will
be blessed because you are special."

Author/Source Unknown

PARENTS AND CHILDREN

2010-12-06T00:31:00.003+08:00

When a child is born it is unable to live even for a few days without the help of someone else. It is the parents who look after and nurse him. Parents have to provide all the essential care until the child becomes grown up and is in a position to live without the help of others.

The love of parents towards their children is beyond words, it is limitless. They do everything humanly possible to care for their children. They look after them, even going without proper sleep themselves, and they spend sleepless nights for the sake of their children. They nurse them, feed them, wash them, clean them and arrange for their comforts to the best of their ability.

Parents are willing to spend all their wealth and forgo their own comforts for the sake of their children. They spend lavishly on their children's education, their one and only purpose being to see their children prosper and live happily.

Their children's joy is their joy, their children's prosperity is their prosperity. If the child falls into any difficulty, his parents are also distressed and miserable. Limitless is the assistance and help which are rendered by parents to their children.

IF TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME

2010-10-09T17:17:00.003+08:00

This meaningful piece is dedicated to Carmen, Kwok Hoe and Richard Beh, my late Cousin Alice's loved ones:

IF TOMORROW STARTS WITHOUT ME
Author : David M. Romano

When tomorrow starts without me,
And I'm not there to see,
If the sun should rise and find your eyes
all filled with tears for me,

I wish so much you wouldn't cry
The way you did today,
While thinking of the many things,
We didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
and each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too.

But when tomorrow starts without me,
Please try to understand,
That an angel came and called my name,
And took me by the hand,
and said my place was ready,
In heaven far above,
And that I'd have to leave behind
All those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away,
A tear fell from my eye
For all my life, I'd always thought,
I didn't want to die.

I had so much to live for,
So much left yet to do,
It seemed almost impossible,
That I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays
The good ones and the bad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
and all the fun we had.

If I could re-live yesterday
Just even for a while,
I'd say good-bye and kiss you
And maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized,
That this could never be,
For emptiness and memories,
would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you, and when I did,
My heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through heaven's gates,
I felt so much at home
When God looked down and smiled at me,
From His great golden throne.

He said, "This is eternity,
And all I've promised you."
Today your life on earth is past,
But here life starts anew

I promise no tomorrow,
But today will always last,
And since each day's the same way
There's no longing for the past.

You have been so faithful,
So trusting and so true.
Though there were times
You did some things
You knew you shouldn't do.

But you have been forgiven
And now at last you're free.
So won't you come and take my hand
And share my life with me?

So when tomorrow starts without me,
Don't think we're far apart,
For every time you think of me,
I'm right here, in your heart.

THE DAY THE CAR AC BROKE DOWN

2010-04-05T00:58:00.001+08:00

My poor cucu! All flushed! Dang the AC!

MY GOOD DAUGHTER

2010-04-05T00:54:00.001+08:00

She's a great gal, always helping her mom look after Ollie. She's a gem of a daughter! Love you lots Bev, love you lots, Ollie!

OLLIE AT THE NIGHT MARKET

2010-04-05T00:46:00.001+08:00

A happy Grandpa giving his grandson a piggy back ride at the pasar malam.

The Day the Car AC went Kaput

2010-03-27T00:54:00.001+08:00

Poor Ollie! Look how flushed his face was!

The Day the Car AC went Kaput

2010-03-27T00:53:00.001+08:00

Poor Ollie! Look how flushed his face was!

MJ Impersonator & I

2010-03-26T05:54:00.001+08:00

How's this?

MJ Impersonator

2010-03-26T05:51:00.001+08:00

That's how close I got to 'MJ'.

Ollie's First CNY

2010-02-19T00:55:00.001+08:00

My cucu Ollie celebrates his 1st CNY at his paternal grandparents' house in Ipoh. His maternal grandparents miss him like crazy!

CRUSTACEAN LOVERS

2009-11-18T01:05:00.001+08:00

Live crabs handpicked and sent to the wok and into the guts of these two killer-kids of mine!

SALTED EGG YOLK-CRAB

2009-11-16T01:19:00.001+08:00

The kids simply love this dish. They literally licked the shells clean. Their father has a hand in making them eat overly salty foods. From a tender age they were encouraged to finish up their food by adding dashes of soy sauce. Hence.

TO THE MUSEUM, TO THE MUSEUM

2009-11-05T07:12:00.002+08:00

Aha, today Beverly will visit the National Museum, a trip organised by her school. Her first ever visit. She's 15. Mine was when I was only 9. Shame on me; lousy parent! And then to the Palace. Of course she will only walkabout at the foregrounds of the Palace. She thought she could have a cuppa and teacakes with our Agong. Have fun, Girl!

OLIVER A-GROCERY SHOPPING

2009-10-20T04:17:00.001+08:00

This little cutie pie can now sit in a shopping cart! Out shopping at Jaya Grocers.

SHENTON'S WOUND ALMOST HEALED

2009-10-19T00:42:00.001+08:00

This picture was taken a day after Shenton was treated at the Vet's. Pretty fast, I'd say!

MULTI-TASKING

2009-10-13T06:53:00.001+08:00

Beverly studying and simultaneously practising her acrobatic skills.

OUCH! DANG THOSE MAGGOTS!

2009-10-11T01:14:00.001+08:00

This is our first and hopefully last experience with ugh, maggots. We started rearing dogs 12years ago. Our Min. Pinscher, Rocky, albeit blind in both eyes, is still with us. Our second one, Poncho, was a Shih Tzu and the third was Jasper, a very obedient Poodle. Both died of cancer. Then we had a mix breed in Cody which we gave away to a wonderful canine-loving couple. After Poncho died my friend bought me Shenton for my birthday. Then we bought Chutney, a beautiful Jack Russell Terrier. 3canines, 3teens, 4adults, a baby. Yep, the 3canines are more obedient than the 3teens.

MAGGOTS IN SHENTON'S LEG

2009-10-11T00:44:00.001+08:00

While bathing Shenton, my Shih-Tzu, I discovered this menacing hole in his hind leg. According 2our Vet, Shenton had a cut that attracted flies which in turn laid eggs into the wound. Maggots set in soon after. The Vet made Jon hold a flashlight while he inserted a tweezer into the hole n extracted five big maggots. They were 5days' old. Gave the poor thing a jab, antibiotics and a blue coloured spray. All for RM155. Yes, Jon did throw up. In the car.

VOILA! A GREAT DISCOVERY!

2009-10-08T06:49:00.002+08:00

Being a slow learner, I JUST discovered I could actually send a photo to My Blog via my mobile! Voila! Now I don't even have to borrow (read: wait endlessly) my son's laptop! No, he did not buy the dang lappie with his own money. I did.

SLEEPING ON THE JOB

2009-10-08T05:43:00.002+08:00

Oh, my poor girl! Studying for her PMR exam. She slept on the job.

WHAT IS BROWN, ROUND AND FLIES?

2009-10-07T00:25:00.001+08:00

Mexico Buns. Freshly baked. Exposed to FLIES. Don't buy food that is exposed. There might be creepy crawlies too.

OLIVER GLIDES INTO THE KITCHEN

2009-10-07T00:13:00.001+08:00

The little fella came a-gliding into the kitchen today. From now I will have to tie a string to Ollie's walker to confine him to the living area.

MY LITTLE OLLIE

2009-10-06T03:45:00.001+08:00

This is the latest addition to our family. Oliver Ludvig Kum is my daughter, Kimberly's son. He's now five and a half months old. Everyone dotes on him and there isn't any doubt that he is indeed our Boss!

GRANDMA AM I

2009-06-11T21:43:00.002+08:00

THE WEDDING - 22nd DECEMBER 2007

2009-03-21T00:04:00.006+08:00

Forgive me for not posting about The Wedding
A joyous occasion that was certainly worth mentioning
Nay, it wasn't the memory that I was losing
You'd appreciate that preparations were overwhelming!
22nd December was indeed a good fengshui day
The week after saw Kim being given away
Andrew took her away to Ipoh to stay
Soon after they announced a baby was on the way!
So a house of their own the newlyweds went to find
After some renovations it is now one-of-a-kind!
Waiting to welcome their little one, grandchild of mine
Thank you God for the abundant sunshine!

CATCH 22

2008-09-29T02:09:00.000+08:00

If given a choice, how would you like your journey on earth to end? To die an instant death (from a gunshot or a fatal accident) or to stare at death squarely and wait endlessly for your name to be called (hospice care)?
Sigh.

BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR THE OVER-40s

2008-04-12T16:59:00.000+08:00

It was Betty's birthday on April 11 and this was Millie's text message to her - I have to share this with you because, firstly, it is true (the part about our health) and secondly, Millie and I had a good laugh over it:-

"Hi Betty, so how many tables are you having for your 'tai sau' (birthday bash). I wish you many, many happy years; not just on your life, but your internal spare parts. *@%# man! We are all growing old so fast so we better hope our spare parts can last for another 30years! Nowadays all *@%#ing birthday wishes are no longer for handbags or cash or good food but asking God to take care of our spare parts! That being said, I only think of God on my birthdays, other days, no !*@%#!!!Nam mo oli tau fud! I think Buddha will also tell me this la: *@%# you too, Millie!".

TIME FLIES, FLIED

2008-02-27T12:31:00.000+08:00

January 28 2007 was the last time I did some talking
Phew! a year has passed in like just one blink
Much has happened during this period of my disappearing
From blogging; but now some stale news I bring
Let me backtrack to all the happenings
Chinese New Year was celebrated with a zing
Amidst the sweltering weather and kids screaming
Black Jack, Mahjong everyone (including kids) had a fling
Good health and prosperity 2008 will be bringing
Cheers! Till we gather again next Spring
And then there was the much awaited wedding
Kim and Andrew tied the knot; honeymoon will be in Beijing
Before that, Jon was visibly struggling
To cover 3years' syllabus, yep, it was the PMR-exam thing
Naturally he was barred from activities deemed time wasting
7As in hand, yes Jon, no pain no gain
Career-wise Alfred is now doing a fair bit of travelling
Magnets and food are items he's been summoned to bring
This is all the time I have for writing
Time to go tie my apron strings.

A POEM BY VIRGINIA ELLIS

2007-01-28T00:10:00.001+08:00

I have a new delightful friend,
I'm almost in awe of her.
When we first met I was impressed,
By her bizarre behavior.

That day I had a date with friends,
We met to have some lunch.
Mae had come along with them,
All in all - a pleasant bunch.

When the menus were presented,
We ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups.
Except for Mae who circumvented,
And said, "Ice cream, please. Two scoops."

I was not sure my ears heard right,
And the others were aghast.
"Along with heated apple pie,"
Mae smiled, completely unabashed.

We tried to act quite nonchalant,
As if people did this all the time.
But when our orders were brought out,
I did not enjoy mine.

I could not take my eyes off Mae,
As her pie ala-mode went down.
The other ladies showed dismay,
They ate their lunches, and they frowned.

Well, the next time I went out to eat,
I called and invited Mae.
My lunch contained white tuna meat,
She ordered a parfait.

I smiled when her dish I viewed,
She asked if she amused me.
I answered, "Yes, you do,
And you also do confuse me."

"How come you order rich desserts
When I feel I must be sensible?"
She laughed and said, with wanton mirth,
"I am tasting all that's possible."

"I try to eat the food I need,
And do the things I should.
But life's so short, my friend, indeed,
I hate missing out on something good."

"This year I realized I was old,"
She grinned, "I've not been this old before.
So, before I die, I've got to try,
Those things for years I have ignored.

"I've not smelled all the flowers yet,
And too many books I have not read.
There're more fudge sundaes to woof down,
And kites to be flown overhead."

"There're many malls I have not shopped,
I've not laughed at all the jokes.
I've missed a lot of Broadway Hits,
And potato chips and cokes."

"I want to wade again in water,
And feel ocean spray upon my face.
Sit in a country church once more,
And thank God for His grace."

"I want peanut butter every day,
Spread on my morning toast,
I want un-timed long distance calls,
To the folks I love the most."

"I've not cried at all the movies yet,
Nor walked in the morning rain.
I need to feel wind in my hair,
I want to fall in love again."

"So, if I choose to have dessert,
Instead of having dinner,
If I should die before nightfall,
You'd have to say I died a winner."

"That I missed out on nothing,
That I had my heart's desire.
That I had that final chocolate mousse,
Before my life expired."

With that, I called the waitress over,
"I've changed my mind, it seems."
I said, "I want what she is having,
Only add some more whipped cream."

Virginia (Ginny) Ellis
Copyright, 2000
http://poetrybyginny.com/MOREWHIPPEDCREAM.htm

Do visit Ginny's lovely Website; you'll be awed by her inspirational poems! I'm sure you'll love her like I do!
http://poetrybyginny.com/index.htm

ANAESTHESIA OPTIONS USED IN ORTHOPAEDIC SURGERY

2007-01-08T03:48:00.000+08:00

Orthopedic surgery can be done using a number of different anaesthetic options. However, not all options are available in all patients for all procedures. This is a very general overview of the common types of anaesthesia used for orthopedic surgery. Both your surgeon and your anaesthesiologist may have a specific preference for your procedure, so discuss your options with your doctors.

General Anesthesia is the most commonly used anaesthesia for most major orthopedic procedures. Prior to undergoing your procedure, the anaesthesiologist will give you medication that has you drift off to sleep. While sleeping, the anaesthesiologist will protect your breathing by using either a breathing tube in your trachea (windpipe) or a specialized oral airway in your mouth called a LMA.

General anaesthesia is preferred by many people who prefer to be completely unaware of their surroundings. There has been concern in the media about a phenomenon called 'awake anaesthesia,' where the patient can feel and hear, but is unable to respond under the anaesthesia. This complication is exceedingly rare, and can be prevented by special monitoring that has become routine for anaesthesiologists.

Epidural or Spinal Anaesthesia

Most people are familiar with epidural anaesthesia in the setting of childbirth. This type of anaesthesia is a good option for many lower extremity procedures, such as knee replacements. In the case of epidural anaesthesia, a small catheter can remain in the back to provide pain relief both during the surgery and post-operatively.
Patients who undergo epidural or spinal anaesthesia may also be sedated during the procedure, but it is usually not necessary to place a breathing tube as is done during general anaesthesia.

Regional Nerve Block

Regional nerve blocks are becoming more an more popular in orthopedic surgery. These are done by placing numbing medication directly around the nerves that are affected by the surgery. Again, a small catheter can remain in place to provide post-operative pain control. In some cases, more than one nerve may need to be treated in order to achieve adequate pain relief during the procedure.

Local Anaesthesia might be used for a few types of orthopedic surgery. Generally, local anaesthesia is only used for some types of hand and foot surgery, and some superficial procedures on the extremities. Using local anaesthesia is very safe, but it may not provide adequate pain relief in more invasive procedures.

Sedation, or MAC, Anesthesia

Sedation is medication given through an IV to calm and relax the patients. Pain relieving medication can also be given this way. The patient must be monitored, as this is the same type of medication used in general anaesthesia, just in lighter doses. However, if a patient becomes too anaesthetized, the physician must be prepared to convert to general anaesthesia. Often IV sedation is used in combination with local or regional anaesthesia. The local/regional anaesthesia is used for pain relief, and the sedation is simply to calm the patient and make them less aware of their surroundings.

O.R.I.F. : OPEN REDUCTION INTERNAL FIXATION

2007-01-08T02:25:00.000+08:00

WHAT IS THE TREATMENT OF A GALEAZZI FRACTURE?

A Galeazzi fracture is a variant of a radius fracture of the forearm. In addition to the fracture of the radius, these patients also have an injury of the distal radio-ulnar joint of the wrist.

Treatment of a Galeazzi fracture is with surgery to repair the radius fracture. Treatment of this injury in a cast, even if the bones are brought back into position, will usually result in redisplacement of the fracture. Therefore, this is a so-called 'fracture of necessity,' meaning it is necessary to surgically repair the radius.

Once the radius is surgically repaired and held in the proper position, distal radio-ulnar joint will be inspected to determine if it also needs surgical attention.

http://orthopedics.about.com/od/brokenbones/g/galeazzi.htm

Open Reduction Internal Fixation is a method of surgically repairing a fractured bone. Generally, this involves either the use of plates and screws or an intramedullary (IM) rod to stabilize the bone. If you are having a broken bone treated by ORIF, you will be taken to the operating room, given anesthesia so that you will not feel the surgery, and have your bones repaired by an orthopedic surgeon.

Also Known As: Open Reduction Internal Fixation, Operative Treatment, Open Treatment

http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/brokenbones/g/orif.htm

GALEAZZI FRACTURE

2007-01-08T01:52:00.000+08:00

INFORMATION ABOUT FRACTURES OF THE FOREARM BONES

A forearm fracture occurs when there is a fracture of one or both of the bones of the forearm. The two bones of the forearm are the radius and the ulna. Both bones are important for proper motion of the elbow and wrist joints, and both bones serve as important attachments to muscles of the upper extremity.

HOW DO FOREARM FRACTURES OCCUR?

The most common types of fractures occur due to a fall onto the hand, or a direct blow to the forearm (commonly seen in altercations, sports injuries, and car accidents). Symptoms of a forearm fracture include pain, swelling, and deformity of the forearm. Diagnosis of a forearm fracture can be made with a proper physical examination and x-ray studies.

WHAT ARE THE TYPES OF FOREARM FRACTURES?

Fractures of the forearm bones that occur around the elbow (radial head fractures and olecranon fractures) and those that occur around the wrist (wrist fractures), are considered elsewhere.

RADIAL SHAFT FRACTURES

An isolated fracture of the radial shaft is an unusual injury. More commonly, fractures of the radial shaft are associated with injury to the ulna (see 'both bones forearm fracture' below) or injury to one of the joints around the wrist (Galeazzi fracture). When an isolated radial shaft fracture occurs, it commonly requires surgery.

When an isolated radial shaft fracture occurs, it commonly requires surgery unless the fracture is non-displaced. If the fracture is out of position, then forearm rotation could be limited unless the fracture is realigned. For this reason, most radial shaft fractures are treated with surgery to realign and hold the bones in proper position.

http://orthopedics.about.com/od/brokenbones/a/forearm.htm

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

2007-01-08T01:21:00.000+08:00

I received this hilarious yet important message some time ago from Betty and later, Katherine, and I'd like to have it published for the benefit of all you ladies:-

For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt, said,
"You should get a Mammogram".
"OK," I said, "let's do it".
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts,"
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine", she said.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike n grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one.
"Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out!

MARI BERPANTUN

2006-11-13T04:16:00.000+08:00

Sarang labah jatuh ke tanah,
Anjing menyalak digigit pacat;
Wahai peminat toksah marah,
Di bidang IT saya cukup cacat.

Sorong mahjong pusing mahjong,
Jangan menyentuh bahu orang;
Gagal mencari raket tenis satu Jurong,
Muka kawan hitam sehitam arang.

Bunyi mahjong memekak serumah,
Orang kalah ketiak pasti basah;
Uncle CK menjemput berirama,
Pantun beliau tiada, ini mana sah?

Ting! ting! ting! Pheck Woon bancuh milo,
Shar! shar! shar! Kin Wan goreng ikan;
Harga gula naik 20 sen sekilo,
Bilik stor CK penuh makanan!

Kalau tuan pergi ke North Carolina,
Jangan lupa melawat Tennessee;
Wahai Aunty Samm jangan terlena,
Hangus nasi, susu pula basi.

Satu dua tiga, one two three,
Anak bangun tak gosok gigi;
Insyallah esok kita berpoetry,
Mata aku tak dapat buka lagi!

THANK YOU

2006-11-12T02:55:00.000+08:00

Many a time, I did contemplate,
Getting a new, vibrant Template;
But the codes they did intimidate,
A layman like me so out of date!
I was rescued by two young samaritans,
Who offered help without hesitation;
One, an Engineer, the other an IT student,
Geniuses for whom I have lots of admiration!
I tried, I did try, with much angst,
Wasted time and too, hunger pangs!
Bouquets via cyberspace to say "Thanks",
Next time we'll go for braised lamb shanks!
To achieve this on my own would be a feat,
I'm happy with this, it's so neat!
I know whom to turn to whenever I need,
I'll never forget your good deeds!
Thank you, Hwa and CJ,
You made my day!

VANGGE! VANGGE! SIGEREM VANGGA!

2006-11-04T17:13:00.000+08:00

Hiya people here, people there, people everywhere
Come and read see what I have to share
Have you forgotten me or don't you care
Come and check out my gossip-ware
Drop me a comment if you dare
But war on me don't you declare
For the truth is what I blare
So just don't stare nor glare
If what you read don't go your way
Segerem Vangge! I say
Help revive my blog if you may
Roomba Nanderi, Terima Kasih!

NOW I'M TALKING

2006-10-10T16:31:00.000+08:00

Greetings to all my Kakis from around the world!
Let's see..Betty, Samm, Jada, Jade and Ray,
Not forgetting Miao-Miao, all of whom are in the US of A,
Christine, in Brighton, UK,
Aaron, boarding in Sweden [returning soon for a short holiday],
To his grandparents, Lissie and Ragnar, in Gavle,
The Heinz family in Germany [but] currently on a short stint in PJ,
A lost and found buddy, Rachael, residing in Hong Kong near Causeway Bay,
Also to the Kuchingites, Melissa, Christopher, Thomas and Siew Mei,
To the Jurong-Gang-of-11 just across the causeway,
Namely, Pheck Woon, Benjamin, Nicholas, Cameron and CK,
Macey and Mike, Katherine and Eugene make up the Gang: 'don't play-play'
And staying somewhere near the Gang: Elissa, Louisa, Hwee Tin and Fot Chyi,
Cheras Taiko:KS and his brood:Edwin, Esther, Kevin, Denise, Brian and Evie,
Taiko's missus, Tar-Sao-Lily, who had just turned ***ty,
From Down Under, my half brother, Arthur, and his wife, Candy,
Their kids, Eric, Julian and Anthony,
My half sister, Joanne and Pete, her hubby,
Their brood, Ben, Sammie-Jo, Melanie and Natalie,
Also to Renee, cousin Helen and Rory,
And my God-sister, Doreen, kids: Gladys and Gary.
Evidently I have left out so many,
For I've run out of names that rhy-me!
All the sa-me,
Greetings from Elai-ne!
What a way-eee
To try do poetry!

TOTALLY EMBARRASSING!

2006-10-09T01:58:00.000+08:00

Yo!

I am so embarrassed to admit this : I forgot about the existence of this blog and that I have actually blogged! Oh my gosh! I only thought that OK, I have arthritis, it's the norm for someone my age, but I just did not realize that senility is creeping in at this pace and man, oh man, it is scary! I just hope I can remember the way to the EPF building in a few years from now!
I will go on the double the following : 1. Gingko for memory enhancement 2. More Gingko for more memory enhancement

I'd like to record my gratitude to a new friend, CJ, for this "awakening"! Wish me luck, people!

HIBERNATING

2005-07-13T03:54:00.000+08:00

Yup! I'm hibernating. Indefinite period.

THE STORK! THE STORK!

2005-06-18T03:13:00.000+08:00

Congratulations! The Stork has finally arrived! 16th June, weighing 1.995kg! I heard Mummy and sonny are doing well, Macey Cheh-cheh excited and Pappy elated! He even got to snip the umbilical cord, how brave! We hope to see you soon, Kat and Mike and Macey too. This time don't offer any loan, ok! Take care, Kat! And Euge, have you put away the playstation?

IT'S OVER!!

2005-06-13T00:42:00.000+08:00

Two weeks, gone just like that! It's over - the school holidays, and from now until the next semester holidays it'll be "have you done up your homework", or "will you start studying for your exams", or "have you started on your project" or "hurry up to bed", or in short, nagging resumes - so my kids think!

Aiyah, I'm sure I'm not the only nagging mother in town, ok!

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, BETTY!

2005-06-01T03:27:00.000+08:00

Howdy! Yup, the exams have ended, kids getting results when school reopens for the third semester and yes, the holidays (2 weeks) are here again! However, Kim's semester break isn't due until August, and the kids still have tuition classes, so no holidays for me. Sigh.

We will be going to Pg for a 3d2n stay so that's not too bad. I'm looking forward to a Sp trip, not to shop (thanks, Pheck Woon for the Sp Sale email), but I want to see Mike and his proud parents! Don't get me wrong, I love shopping there, but I hate myself for loving shopping and its consequence, for instance, I just dunno where to skimp in order to return the money borrowed from some kind moneylenders who successfully persuade me to borrow, not a hundred or two, but a thousand Sp dollars! And the funny thing is, the more I have in my pocket, the more I spend and the more they kindly offer you, interest free! Thanks, Kat and Euge!

Betty called to say she logs on to catch up on the latest gossips but gets disappointed when there is no new blog. Well, Betty, this one's for you! Happy holidays, folks!

LOST 2KG IN 4 DAYS

2005-05-16T23:03:00.000+08:00

There is this Weight Loss program that Alfred is undergoing (started on Wed, 11th). He lost 2 kg in 4 days! Still going on strong, don't pray pray!

Basically he stays off carb the first week and maintains a high protein diet, takes peanuts and yoghurt as snacks. The second week he is allowed fruits and then back to very little carb. His progress is monitored via smses sent to him by the company that he purchased the WL program from.He was given a little book (similar to the size of the 555 note book those days when your grandmother gave it to the bread vendor to record all her purchases) that contains Menus - suddenly this book became an all important book; he takes it with him everywhere.

Remember I said I only got to sleep at 5am at Millie's? That fella called me up just before 8am: "Where is my Book?" and "I can't find my book". Bengang or not?

WHEN ARE YOU COMING?

2005-05-16T22:35:00.000+08:00

As you all would have known by now, Millie and Ake went to Ch to look for schools for their kids. Left last Tues, 10th arriving tomorrow evening.

You don't know how many times that that that Ang Moh daughter of hers smsed me everyday, "Yee Ma, when are u coming?" Shortly after that, "What time are you coming?" Ten minutes later, "Hurry Up, Lah!"

You see, I promised them I'd go over when they came back from school, to get their dinner ready (although their mother told me I needn't do that, I'm sure she must have prayed that I did so). May Tho would then sleep over to keep an eye over them and to get them ready for school the next day (and of course see to the laundry etc).

So, I'd go over their place with Darren and Beverly after school and sometimes Kim, and then leave before 6pm. And that that that Ang Moh would go. "What? You're leaving so soon? But you just came!" or "Can we go to the playground while you pack?" And, like today, we ended up leaving at 9.30pm, no heart to leave them too early!

Brought them over to our place during the weekend and all of us (except for Kim and Alfred) slept over with them but not before having Roti Canai, Roti Pisang, Roti Sardine, Roti Tissue and Teh Tarik till 1am at the Puchong Mamak stall! You don't know how I suffered at their place. Their room was SOOOO cold (them kids kept saying, "It's not cold at all!"), that my nose was completely blocked, no matter which way I turned my head. Finally dozed off at a little past 5am and slept till 12 noon the next day (Ang Moh and Beverly were still snoring!).

I'm planning to buy a piece of land in the Alps. Let them sleep in the open.

EXAM FEVER

2005-05-05T02:40:00.000+08:00

It's that time of the year again...mid year exams around the corner! This means no TV (will call up service provider to disconnect cable tv temporarily), no comics (only when tah-peaning), no gameboy...only football and cycling in the field is allowed. I just hate this time of the year!

PS I will menjelma after the exams!

DIN DIN IN DA RAIN

2005-05-04T00:28:00.000+08:00

Labour Day hols: CK and family and Ah Yee were back for a short holiday. Truth is Ah Yee had to have her teeth checked and also they wanted to jenguk on Yee Cheong, so they made the trip home. Simultaneously my family drove to Penang to attend 5 Pak Leong's second sister's husband funeral. (I'll get to that later.)

CK, being the nice guy, as always, drove all the way to PJ to pick up Chew Nga Chee, took her shopping at Ikano and then took her to Rwg. We were to meet up with them for dinner on our way home from Pg.

Something interesting happened on our way home. We were at Bidor when Yee Cheong called me to meet up with him and CK at CK's house in Bk Sentosa. Alfred and I were instructed to pose as buyers of his house. Go figure.

We met at the Bk Beruntung toll and on seeing CK, I demanded to know what percentage of the sale figure would go to us. To put on record, he said 5%. Hmm, u think that's a lot of money, Samm? Hey, c'mon, that amount has to be shared among the 6 of us: Alfred and I, Kim, Jon, Beverly and Darren. Because the kids were also told to play their part by saying positive stuff like, Dad, this house is so big, we can build a swimming pool right here, and, Mom I want the upstairs room, etc etc!

I guess we had shit luck for the tenants were away on holiday! We only pretended to walk around the exterior of the house! Burnlah, the 5%!!

Then we went for dinner at Chee Chin's (ground floor of Heng Yee's karaoke). Ordered steamed tilapia in ginger and wine, nam yue pai kuat, malai fung kong, wok chai taufu with large prawns, fried chicken wings, soft taufu in fragrant shallots and oyster sauce plus three more dishes that we brought from home that Ah Yee cooked, i.e. steamed pak cham choy yeen kai - the yellow skin fragrant variety, large taugeh and minced pork and fried spinach - of course we had to have so much - Heng Yee was also invited! The dishes : damn cun! yummy!

Suddenly all hell broke lose! It started to pour! Everyone ran helter skelter. Pheck Woon and the maid took care of their kids, the rest of us carted the taugeh, choy yeen kai and spinach to safety! But Yee Cheong lost his expensive Chinese tea to the heavy raindrops. (Fortunately the dishes that we ordered had not arrived yet; if they did I guess we'd have to ask Heng Yee, Ah Yee and Alfred to bend over them so that we wouldn't have to kah liu.)

We waited for a while cos there was an empty table in the aircon area. The fourteen of us squeezed into a tiny cubicle, all seated at one miserable table. By this time we were all drenched, not in the raindrops but in our own sweat cos it was so darn hot in the room! The wall fan was faulty - it couldn't swivel and it was blowing towards another table. Suddenly I looked opposite where I was sitting and I..I..was overcome with pity cos..cos..my Feilou, Heng Yee and Ah Yee were all like squished up in one corner... just close your eyes now, and, picture in your mind, three wet, sweaty elephants huddled together and you'll know what I mean.

The dining experience was quite funny though I wouldn't like to be caught in the rain again while eating.

Back to the funeral thingy. Suan Yee's husband (the deceased) had a stroke about 4 years ago. He was about 50 years old then. Their lives took a drastic topsy turvy turn having to accommodate his illness. They had to look for a single storey house because he could no longer walk or stand on his own, let alone walk up the stairs, he became very impatient out of frustration; this made all this children tah laang chaan and everyone agonised over many changes that had to be made.

Fortunately he recovered and was able to walk slowly with a walking stick. But he did not feel the need to walk more than he wanted to and spent most of his time eating and watching tv. Just before his demise, he had asked Suan Yee for a cup of water, but he just could not hold the cup. He knew that it was a second attack. His last words to his wife were, "Suan ah, bye bye ler..this is my second stroke...". He was rushed to the hospital where he never regained consciousness and passed away.

Moral of the story: Eat less salt, exercise; don't lead a sedentary lifestyle, eat moderately. This one's for you, Alfred.

SELAYANG HOSPITAL

2005-04-27T15:40:00.000+08:00

I've been to many hospitals in and around Selangor, but the General Hospital at Selayang, Selangor is quite impressive! (My mom has her hypertension monitored here.) This is the first paperless hospital in Malaysia, if I'm not mistaken. It was orderly and check up was a breeze! Nurses are pleasant and professional in their duties, a far cry from the General Hospital in KL as was the Universiti Hospital, 10 - 20 years back! Those days, nurses barked at you! Doctors here are more patient, probably because they did not have to do much writing! But I dread to think of the standstill in the event of a system breakdown, like banks often have! Computers - boon or bane?

OH WHAT A NITE

2005-04-25T01:46:00.000+08:00

We attended Ango's (now called Kenny) son's 21st birthday party held at the K-Box. My mom whacked abt 10 scallops, Millie had 12 oysters, Christine had 15 pieces of Sushi, Ling had 2KG of roast pork and Alfred had only 1 oyster but 1 kg of Roast Lamb! Me? Just drank Chinese Tea!

Adults were still eating and yakking but the kids were singing their lungs out in one of the 30 K-OK rooms! Christine went in to check on them but came out and confessed that she REALLY was very old cos she had never heard of the songs that the kids were singing! Later when I checked on them, all of them complained that their throats were sore - they did not want to use the microphones!

Then we went in and requested for Elvis Presley's songs and some other oldies - all of them asked us to get out of their room and look for some other rooms cos the songs were too old for them. Beverly refused to give us the mics cos she said we'd ruin the songs! The kids were so pissed off with us cos we invaded their fun! The two old hags, Millie and Christine even sang a Hindi song, Kuch Kuch Hota Hae!!! We all vomitted! When Alfred sang everyone cursed him - he was off key!!!! Oh what a night it was!

PS That was my second time in a K-OK! Yeah, rite, I'm a Jungle Woman! Wished all of you were here..but then, it would have been a Tsunami!

Too Many Dinners

2005-04-24T02:19:00.000+08:00

Just got back from a Full Moon dinner. One of Kim's deaf friends whom we had known since Kim's primary school days had given birth to a baby girl. Baby has no hearing problem. Father of baby is a Hearing person. Both parents met whilst studying at a Polytechnic far from home, fell in love, not married yet, but the stork has brought the bundle. Killed two birds with a stone!

Ango (Sin Kau) and wife, Sae Moi will be celebrating their son's 21st birthday at their K-Box Karaoke on Sunday. I got a (yeah, rite, lou-thou [old fashioned]) key on behalf of my mom, Wan Yee and Yee Cheong and Heng Yee and Feilou Ti. Heng Yee can't make it for the dinner so Yee Cheong will not go too. We might have to leave early bearing in mind kids have school on Monday. One more Full Moon dinner in Ipoh (very good friend's brother's first newborn) but we might not be able to attend but have not given our answers yet.

Betty's Nest

2005-04-23T04:26:00.000+08:00

Lu Chien (Chae Lian's hubby, also May's brother-in-law) completed the cabinet in Betty's nest. Christine and I picked a very bright orange. According to Lu Chien, the workers at Sing Fatt commented that the colour was very outlandish. Fortunately it's very bright and pleasant and we have no regrets. (Better than Ku Chieh's blue!)

We have to get a Zanussi cooker that comes with an electric oven so that Darren can bake us a cake and Christine can cook Maggi noodles.

Not buying the settee yet cos someone promised to give us hers. Since beggars can't choose (the date of handing over the stuff), Christine will just have to, in the mean time, sit on the floor and wait for the delivery.

Ipoh Mali

2005-04-23T04:14:00.000+08:00

Ling arrived on Thursday. Her Coolie, Sunny, went to pick her up from Pudu Raya, went over to visit King and Bui Bui and to hv a peep at Junior. Junior is soooo chubby...he looks like his grandpa, honest.

Then she came by my place with an oversized bag...in it were lots of Tau Sar Pneah, coconut cookies, Honeycomb, Heong Pneah....wah, looks like this mth LHC's profit will be smaller!! (Miao-miao must be salivating right now!)

When Millie came over, we all went to Puchong Bt 14 for Yong Tau Foo...mmm so sedap! Place was packed; we had to wait for 40 minutes! Ling swallowed 17 pieces!

Jungle Woman

2005-04-23T02:57:00.000+08:00

Hi, I'm the Jungle Woman having her first taste of blogging. First of all I wanna record my gratitude to Hwa (a computer genius) who kindly and patiently guided me and eventually saw me to this successful posting!

Purpose of setting up this Blog or whatever u call it is to post all the happenings within our families so that u nuts from the States and Spore (also, my chums from Kuching and Germany and later on the Larssons when they are kicked back to Sweden) will not be ketinggalan zaman (for those illiterate in BM, it means left behind or blurr, so to speak.

Ok, this is it for my first posting. I still have to check out the whole thingy!